Dear Zimbabweans! you are F**ked for life!

I just read an interesting news article on important decision made by one and only Robert Mugabe. Yeah! that half dead (92 years) president of Zimbabwe, wait isn’t he a Dictator.

This what he says about his rule in Zimbabwe “In a democratic party, your don’t want leaders appointed that way to lead the part. They have to be appointed properly by the people, at a gathering of the people, at a congress.”

Wait did he say congress, did he mean Indian National Congress which is run by the “G-family”, the leaders of which are elected on the basis of family name. Oh wait! he must have meant the same, because his wife is raising quickly within the ranks of the party that he leads ZANU-PF. And he proves that he is not behind her raise within the party, but everyone would know he is beside her for such a quick raise.



“I am happy because I am about to reach the age I want. You know the age I want to reach – 100 years. So only eight years remain,” Mugabe said. What he really meant was I have ruled for 36 years, let me rule for 8 more years to be 44 years. Later he will tell people why do you let me go let me complete another 6 years, let it be 50 years, a great number for fucking up a country and people of the country.

Zimbabweans follow his health with keen interest and some fear the government could be paralyzed and the country riven by instability if he dies without resolving the succession issue. Fellow Zimbabweans it would be great if this leech is dead, atleast you would have some hope and rebuild your country much quickly.

But looking at the way Zimbabwea is run, Zimbabweans are f**ked for life, might also be f**ked beyond grave!




The real face of hypocrites walking in the corridors of media, bollywood, literature, etc was revealed with Malda riots incident. There were scores of people who were blaming Modi Government of raising intolerance in the nation, and the incident which triggered the hoopla of intolerance was Dadri incident, All the so-called secularist were making headlines with “Intolerance” remarks, award wapsi, etc. But now after Malda incident everyone who were shouting with big pipes aren’t even visible and they avoid talking about it. Why such a hypocrisy? Are you afraid? Are you afraid of “M” might make your life difficult? Why only arrest Kamlesh Tiwari and let Azam Khan roam free? Or was the Malda incident created to disturb ongoing investigation against Drug Mafia, Currency Mafia, etc?

The Logic is simple, during Dadri incident you were brave to accuse a tolerant person about intolerance, but now with Malda incident you are afraid to accuse an intolerant person about intolerance.



Lord Ganesha is a Womanizer!

July here it goes and comes the month of August, and there arrives Lord Ganesha Festival (Birth anniversary) and I really don’t know how old is Ganesha, he should be over 10,000 years old (or even might have to add a few more zero’s).

I was sound asleep on cloudy and rainy Saturday of last September. I was awakened by annoying music and I got up with an intention of using a couple of cusses to my bachelor neighbors. I opened my door with a thud and they were right there in the balcony just as annoyed as I was and staring at me as though I was the culprit to all the noise, but it was coming from the street and we exchanged pleasantries with each other.

Its time for Lord Ganesha Procession and beginning of immersion of idols in lakes, rivers or sea, and I had totally forgotten about it, a few years back I used to be a part of it and enjoyed it a lot. Earlier we used to go in processions dancing to keerthan’s and bhajan’s and never to Bollywood tunes  leave alone western songs, but things have changed, today Lord Ganesha was a Womanizer!

I know what you are, what you are, baby

Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you’re a womanizer

Oh, womanizer, oh, you’re a womanizer baby
You, you-you are, you, you-you are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer

It looks like people have totally lost the spirituality, integrity, societal values of Ganesha Festival, now its all about which pendal’s Ganesha is bigger, louder music, expensive, prasadam, etc which actually reflects the egoistic twist these festivities have taken.

These procession went on for the entire day and it was really annoying to listen to the songs they were playing and dancing to:

1. Lungi Dance

2. Main Tera Hero

3. Beegay Honth tere , remix version

4. Balam Pichkari

5. Halkat Jawani

6. Chikni Chameli

7. Shiela ki Jawani

8. Munni Badnaam hui

9. Jalebi Bai

10. Fevicol Se, etc…… it never ends

Is these the songs which our toddlers and youngsters should associate with god, prayer, devotion, etc. Here the leaders in society have to step-in and take up corrective measures, I will try to make efforts to bring about a change to this.

Can Google fix elections?

I read an article in a leading news website (its sort of a tabloid these days), which were based on a study by Dr. Robert Epstein & his team, he is Senior Research Psychologist at the American Institute for Behavioural Research and Technology in California. The project was based on Search Engine Manipulation Effect, with the acronym SEME.

In the research study a group of undecided participants (1800 voters) were divided into groups in which search rankings were biased towards Arvind  Kejriwal, Rahul Gandhi and Narendra Modi based on which group they were in. All these participants were asked to search for the candidates in a normal way, with only a difference of results appearance based on the groups assigned.

The results, the voting preferences favorably shifted by an average of 12.5 percent towards the candidates (Kejriwal, Gandhi / Modi) groups they were assigned. And this shift was hugely shifted in the categories of unemployed voters (18 percent) and women voters over 35 years (19 percent). And detection rate of this biased by the participants was just 1 percent. Continue reading