Rahul Gandhi is a great leader, Local leaders are responsible for defeat

If (I am starting with an if, although i am sure) congress is defeated in the loksabha elections, the reasons for defeat would be:

Rahul Gandhi
1. People didn’t have faith in local leaders, although they had faith in Rahul Gandhi.
2. Youth were miss-led by media and social media, although they had faith in Rahul Gandhi.
3. This not a loss but a victory for our leader Rahul Gandhi, he has demonstrated great leadership. He will be the leader of opposition, that’s a great achievement.
4. We are surprised by this result we did so much for women empowerment, RTI, anna hazare,errrr, we lost, but people have faith in Rahul Gandhi.
5. If Rahul Gandhi losses in Amethi, he lost because of SP government they didn’t develop the constituency very well, but people still have faith in Rahul Gandhi.
6. Congress lost because of its aged leaders, but youth have faith in Rahul Gandhi.
Etc…….

This blame game will start from 16th May 2014 and will continue till congress wins even local body election.

But in realty pappu fail ho gaya!!!:-):-):-):-):-)

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3 Comments

  1. 24 hours to NaMo

    In another 24 hours , exit polls will become obsolete when election results start pouring in
    And as the sun rises in the sky on 16th May , usual games will play-out on TV channels

    * CLAIM GAME

    In this game , the main players will be the leaders of BJP and its pre-poll allies
    All of these leaders will claim personal credit for BJP’s victory – without appearing to offend the Great NaMo !
    They will tell the TV anchors :
    There never was any doubt that we will win
    We had told you so , all along
    NaMo wave was unstoppable
    People were fed up of UPA’s failures
    This is the beginning of the end of the Dynasty Rule
    We will not be vindictive ( – except in case of RSVP ! )
    We gracefully accept the mandate given to us by people to bring in Good Governance
    People want Gujarat Model replicated all over India and we will do it

    * BLAME GAME

    This game will be played by leaders of Congress and its UPA allies
    They will try to hide their faces on TV channels ( – now I understand why police cover up the faces of alleged culprits ! )
    But if caught unaware by those intrepid roving journalists / cameramen , they will mumble in inaudible voices :

    We humbly accept the verdict of the people
    We honour their wishes ( though much against our wishes ! )
    We will play the role of a responsible opposition ( – but make no mistakes , at every small opportunity , we promise to disrupt the working of the Lok Sabha , better than what BJP ever managed )
    RSVP had nothing to do with our defeat
    Our Working Committee / Parliamentary Board will examine the reasons why people dumped us ( – and find some scapegoats ! )
    After all , we have been playing this game for over 65 years and know too well that you cannot fool all the people all the time !
    You win some , you lose some
    We will emerge stronger by 2019 ”

    * AIM GAME

    This game will be played out by the Third Front political leaders whose only ” Aim ” was to remain ” Relevant ” in the Lok Sabha !
    These leaders will be saying :

    As a Third ( rate ? ) Front , we have emerged stronger
    So what , if we cannot form the Government ?
    We cannot even agree on who is our Prime Ministerial candidate !
    But can’t you see that we are M-powered ? ( Maya / Mamta / Mulayam ) – with 3 potential PMs ?
    As always , we will continue to provide NaMo , our ” Issue – based ” support ( – the only issues being , withdrawal of all scam-related cases / disproportionate assts cases / CBI investigations,
    etc , against our Behenji / Didiji / Netaji )
    And of course , grant of ” Special Status ” to W.Bengal / Bihar / UP / Tamil Nadu / Odisha / Seemandhra etc

    On 16th , switch on your TVs to witness the ” Grand Finale ” !

    * hemen parekh ( 14 May 2014 / Mumbai )

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