Shitty Politics!!!!

The word politics meant “The art or science of governing an entity (nation, state,etc and its people) by bringing right policies for the greater good of the entity”, but in the modern world the word has got a completely different meaning, not its understood as “The art or science of deceiving and corrupting the entity for the greater good of the self”.

Many people have different views to word politics but the most prominent notion or understanding is completely drawn to the negative side. Here is some extracts from what a common person thinks

1. Dark diplomacy in chaotic crowd

2. Putting dumb people to rule over smart ones

3. Lies lies lies and more lies all to “protect the people”. (People stands for self and near and dear-ones)

4. Hippocratic behavior of an individual

5. Many Blood-Sucking Parasites (Poli – Tics)


6. Madmen ruling the Mango-men of the banana republic. (Politicians ruling the Aam Aadmi of India) (Aam has two meanings “Common and Mango”)

7. If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes Truth Politics


All these meanings or understanding of people is true to a great extent.But this Internet stuff explains it accurately:

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?”

Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism. Your Mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you the people. The nanny, we’ll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we’ll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,”

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents’ room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, “Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.”

The father says, “Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.”

The little boy replies, “Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.”

Look out for more shitty stuff that roles out from the mouth of politicians around the globe!!!!!


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